(Source: littlestuffandlittlethings)

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

subjuggul8ion:

I recently skyrocketed past 100 followers, and so decided it was time for a giveaway!

Prizes:

Horns and plushes and cookies and things! Who doesn’t love those?

First prize: One pair of mid-size horns, OR two pairs of small horns and the attaching mechanisms to keep them on your head under a wig, and two squiddle plushes in your choice of color AND a custom-made recipe for your choice of character OR pairing from any fandom of your choice, with as many cookies from the batch that I can fit in a tin.

Second prize: One pair of small horns and a squiddle plush or two mini-squiddles in your choice of color and a custom-made recipe for your choice of character or pairing from Homestuck, with as many cookies from the batch that I can fit in a tin.

Third prize: One custom-made recipe for your choice of character or pairing from Homestuck, with as many cookies from the batch as I can fit in a tin, plus one mini-squiddle in your choice of color.

Fourth prize: One squiddle plush or two mini-squiddles in your choice of color.

So what does that mean?

Mid-size horns include:

• Tavros
• Sollux/Mituna(By default, as they are two sets of small horns!)
• Meulin
• Porrim
• Latula
• Vriska/Aranea
• Equius/Horuss
• Gamzee/Kurloz
• Cronus/Dualscar
• Feferi/Meenah
• Erisolsprite
• Fefetasprite
• Callie-ohpeee

Small horns include:

• All three Vantases
• Nepeta
• Kanaya
• Terezi

Squiddles will be made out of soft and cushy fleece, and do come in most colors imaginable, and even some patterns! if you get a prize tier where you get two, then I can see about putting snaps or magnets in their tummies so they can tangle together, though they do do that well enough on their own!

In addition, if you are following me, you will get things! Bonus things! Mystery things!

The giveaway will end on July 1st, and I will use random.org to determine the winners. Likes and reblogs count, but please be kind to your followers!

koreykuhl:

hartzprod:

Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks

This is everything.

fyeah-ib:

w(°ｏ°)w

glammlifestyle:

Spruced-Up Leftovers Post #1:  Orange Chicken and Ramen Noodles

god i really miss the convience of having a microwave + food in my room with me

ohmisterstrider:

j4phet:

just-toby:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

Oh my god http://helpineedhelp.com/horny/

ps they’re sold at Walgreens too

I WAS AT THE STORE WITH MY MUM WHEN I SAW THESE OMG.