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amenpenis:

if pluto isn’t really a planet how do you explain this

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(Source: princesschlomaki)

tamorapierce:

sully-s:

A mermaid 

Because they don’t always have to be whitewhitewhite.

tamorapierce:

sully-s:

A mermaid 

Because they don’t always have to be whitewhitewhite.

dialga:

"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."

(Source: pistachiozombie)

adrnired:

adrnired:

i woke up at 4 am and decided to melt an entire chocolate bar to pour over spaghetti and pickles and then dropped some on my homework i started crying and if that’s not an accurate enough description of a period i don’t know what is

OKAY I REALLY HATE THIS POST IT KEEPS COMING BACK AND THE REALLY SAD PART IS I ALMOST DID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST NIGHT EXCEPT I CRIED BECAUSE WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE SPAGHETTI

drepharaoh:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

This is hilarious

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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asylum-art:

Emily Blincoe: Color-coded photography

We’ve already featured talented Austin-based photographer Emily Blincoe a couple of times on iGNANT. Her output is amazingly creative and never fails to make us smile. Emily is probably best known for her color-coded arrangements.

For her latest works she collected color permutation of tomatoes, oranges, eggs, ice cream and leaves and sorted them into groups and gradients for each image

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

irweed:

if u leak someone’s nudes u are a piece of shit

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

poloralphwhorin:

lokanda:

hex girls from Scooby doo

THE ORIGINAL QUEENS

(Source: b-witched)

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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